Sunday, September 18, 2016 Review On The Road in the Catskills

So the udder day the UPS (Urgent Package fur Shawnee) man bringed me a box from
Wowser, I gots Wellness CORE Turkey Lover's Variety Pack! do be sending me this fur my honest opinion and I gets no payment fur my opinions, just the product fur free to try.

So we decided since we was going hiking in the Catksills in Noo York with my cuzzin Sebastian, we would taste test this togedder seeing as we is fambly and stuffs.  So mom packed it up with the hiking gear.  One negative about this foodable that we notice right away is that it do not has the pop top and we hads to take a can opener along.  That makes us dogs have to wait too long while the can be opened up so if'n I can make a suggestion to Wellness CORE - pop tops, please!
So here we is hiking on the Kaaterskill Rail Trail in the Catskills and I gots me a no-huntin'-me orange flag fur my wheels coz it be huntin' season now.
Here is I as the seenik.
We is heading back.
And I is racing cuzzin Sebastian back to the hikemobile fur the taste testing.
I let cuzzin Sebastian pick and he choosed the Turkey/Chicken Liver/Turkey Liver formula.  Good choice, cuzzin Sebastian.
Finally, mom got the no-poppin'-top off with the can opener and me and cuzzin Sebastian could not contain our excitements.
On your mark, get set ...
Let the nomming begin!

OMD!  And to has a pawsonal assistant is the bestest!
Cuzzin Sebastian, is you deaded?
Oh, he be OK, he just be ofurjoyed from the goodness of the noms.
Then we drived to our next hike.  Yes, TWO hikes coz we has TWO flavors to test.
So this was supposed to be an easy peasy hike to Huckeberry Point.
It was not.  It be too much fur my wheels so I sent cuzzin Sebastian to get me pictures of the seeniks while I napped by the trail.
OMD, check out the seeniks of the Hudson Valley!
Such a goof my cuzzin is.
So when they came back with pictures of the seeniks, we headed back and I needed assistance on the rugged trails.
Back at the barking lot, on with the testing of the udder flavor, Turkey/Pork Liver/Duck.
This one be just as nomilicious as the udder one!

So furry good!
So cuzzin Sebatian and I is in agreement.  Wellness CORE is so furry tasty and it would be pawfect with a pop top lid fur faster opening and nomming.  And not hasing to drag the can opener along on hiking trips or any kind of trip.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

My New Wheels

OK, furrends, I will keep you in suspension no longer.  Let us do some math...
Last week's Werdless Wednesday picture PLUS...
my Urgent Package fur Shawnee delivery EQUALS...
I can sniff with my wheels.
I can hike with my wheels.

I can swim with my wheels.
Hey!  Wait up fur me!
Shawnee?  Is that you with new WHEELS?
Yes, furrends, the day has commed when I need a little assistance to keep hiking.  I is a furry old geezer at 15 1/2 now and my bum leg is bumming big time.  I falled down on my last hike and the boy and the girl had to assist me back to the hikemobile coz I could not hike on my own.  Mom knew it be a matter of time before this happened so she had already ordered my new wheels and they came in time fur me to hike yesterday.  Now I feel like a yungun again.  Just see me in action.
Speed limit?  They is kidding, right, BOL.

So anyways, we is not seeing this as a sad thing but as a furry good thing coz it will let me hike longer and more comfortably.  I even gets hiking boots like mom's but fur dogs because I is knuckling with my bum leg.  The red one in the video just be temporary until I gets new fur real hiking boots.

Sunday, August 21, 2016 Review - Nature's Variety Instinct Raw Market

So I has to start off by telling yous that on hiking days mom usually hides all hiking stuffs away from me because if'n I catch on that it be a hiking day (and I always do anyways) I will say BLECH to my breakfast, no matter if'n it be my fave foodable or whatnot.  I flip it out of my bowl and make a big mess coz I want to go HIKING not NOMMING.  So this time, mom made no BONES about it and put hiking stuffs around fur the whole werld to see.  So there be no doubt in my mind.  Get out of the way breakfast, I IS GOING HIKING!!!!!!!!
But now wait one minit, what do this be?  Seriously mom, do we has to do the Chewy review NOW?  Chewy sends me a product free of charge to gibs my honest opinion about and I gets no udder compensation but can we do this when we get back from hiking?  Apparently not.  I will show her if'n she tries to feed me this on my HIKING DAY!
So we gots this Nature's Variety Instinct Raw Market Chicken Recipe Meal Blends Freeze-Dried Dog Food.  You starts out with some waters. Nuttin furry exciting yet.
Then you puts in the freeze dried foodables and wait.  And wait.  And wait.
And wait while it be poofing up (OK it only be 10 minutes but my hiking trail awaits me) and I do say, my snooter be detecting an aroma the likes of which I do not think my snooter as efur snooted before.
I think maybe I has a minit to taste it before going hiking.
A few minits later...
You should has seen the looks of shock on mom's face when she seened I had nommed almost all my foodables on HIKING DAY!  Yes, I caved and nommed it down.  I do think this be the bestest foodable I has efur tasted.  Mom must be keeping this in my pantry at all times now.  I insist.
So here you has the low down on this delectable delicacy.  It would be cost prohibitive to feed a big dog like me only this foodable but as a topper to my Instinct kibble, I do say it be PAWFECT!  (And mom be digging it because she be a vegetabullatarian and she don't need to be messing with the chicken stuffs.)
So I leaves you with a teaser.  We be waiting fur this package from UPS (Urgent Package fur Shawnee) and it do be hasing to do with my Werdless Wednesday picture so stay tooned!

Monday, July 11, 2016

My Gotcha Day

Someday you all is going to run out of claws to count my Gotcha Days on but it do still be countable - 15, count them FIFTEEN years since I was sprung from the slammer in Newark, NJ as a tiny, skeered pupper.  I do be celebrating tonight by visiting the eyeball dogtor coz I is hasing a problem with one of my eyeballs.  Well, you knows, us old geezers, the pawts start to fall apawt.


NOTE TO SUSAN (Lexi da Shih Tzu):
We are so very sorry to hear of the passing of Lexi.  No doubt she is smiling down from the bridge thankful for the awsome life you gave her.

Daniela and Shawnee

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Catching Up

So sorry yous guys, I knows with me being an old geezer and whatnot, yous gets all worried and stuffs when you dussn't hear from me but I be A-Okay!  Just bizzy, bizzy, bizzy.  So I gibs you the Readers Digestion version of the past week in review....
So yous all remembers my illegitimate cuzzin Sebastian who I has been schooling in the fine art of hiking....
... well, he bees illegitimate no mores.  He now be my fur real wedded cuzzin.
Note how the boy and the girl gotted hitched in a PARK, BOL!  OK, mebbe you has not seened it so good so I gibs you a better sniff of it:
The flowah girl, she be slacking on the job and throwed them all down in one place.  Sigh.  Oh, and PS, the Girl did invited me to the wedding but mom, the Debbie Downer, sayed NO!  Boo.  But Auntie Joann did stop by to let me out to pee cuz you knows us old geezers has to pee all the time.
OK, enuffs about that, on to the BIG NEWS!  My gramma who be a youngun compared to me (she be 81 peeple years, I be 93 peeple years) stayed at MY house fur a whole WEEK and we went HIKING!  TWICE!  She commed all the way here from St. Louie on a big bird in the sky!
First I taked my gramma hiking on trails by the Hudson River in Noo York to some seeniks.
Here I is hiking with my Gramma in Noo York.
This not be the Hudson River yet but it be the Fishkill Marsh.
Here be me and my gramma at the Hudson River.  I had hiked all of those mountains ahind us in my youngun years.
So then after the Boy and the Girl gotted hitched they went here to Greece and I ...
... taked Gramma to Pencilvania to Big Pocono State Park.  I hads to wait fur her on the rawky pawts.
Hiking in pritty ferns.
Here we is at a seenic at Big Pocono State Park.
Look at me and my gramma go!
So that be my most eggsiting week.  And my fur real cuzzin Sebastian be staying at MY B&B pro-bone while the Boy and the Girl be in Greece honey mooning.