Over at the Thundering Herd I heared about Frankie Furter who is hasing a name game on Jooly 4 where you is supposed to tell how you gotted your name.
So it all started when I woz in the animal shelter. My cage tag sayed my names woz "September" and I woz in the shelter coz the peeples wot had me sayed the childruns woz not able to take care of me. WOT? I woz a 4-month-old baby wot woz skeered to death of peeples and efurrything and childruns woz eggspekted to take care of me? No wonner I woz messed up in the hed!
So the way it werked back then woz when mom woz at the shelter to pull dogs to foster, she had to come up wif a name on the drive home coz it woz drive to home, in the tub to get the shelter funk out of our furs, then strate to the V-E-T and the V-E-T needed a name for the medical records. And they had to be diffrent names so we not get the records confoosed. And mom always thoughted that shelter dogs needed a new name coz like she always sayed "New life, new name." So on the drive home from the shelter, mom commed up with the name "Shawnee". She had heared of a woman wif that name so that is how it stucked in her brane. But efurryone thinks I is a boy coz of my name, go figure. Now if'n you goes to Google Images and google "Shawnee" you will see that there be a noggty nekkid laydee wif that name and we is not to be confoosed coz I is not that kind of gurl and mom did not knows about her when she named me. (Ummm, mebbe you not be wanting to google that.)
So anyways, here be some pikshurs of wot we has commed across with the same name as me.
So I do be wishing efurryone a Happy Fourth of Jooly but pawlese make shore you does your firewerks kwietly like these coz my sis Sydney do be rilly skeered of the boomers and she be shaking like a bowl of jello and hiding in the bafroom :(