Sunday, November 27, 2011
Mom thought this woz a GREAT ideer coz it do be such a pain hauling my leash along and this way I has a collah (in sporty no-huntin-me orange, of course) with a magic leash inside. It came by UPS (Urgent Package fur Shawnee) the udder day, just in time fur today's hike. I gibs you a quick demo. I dussn't has any snazzy muzak and nefur mind the patched up hole in the fence wot the neybor dogs made so they can do snarly face at us.
I had to do that moovie in slo-mo coz mom walks too fast.
So, on to our hike now! Furst we seened rilly wild wildlifes and mom woz all like SQUEEEEEE and saying good morning at them and stuffs and they thought mom woz weird.
|Going up on the roof of the nature center.|
|Ta da! Seeniks from the roof.|
|And seeniks from the ground.|
|Wot do we has down here in the field?|
|OMD, it be elk - this do be the furst time I efur seened elks. Kinda like the deers I think.|
|This nature preserve has a zoo in the middull and I is not allowed in there but I can look down inside from the mountaintop.|
|That ahind me is the Schlichers Covered Bridge wot woz builded in 1882.|
You know why I woz not skeered?
|The skeery stairs woz camooflodged with LEAVES so they looked like NATURE! Brilliant!|
|OMD, wot is this?|
|I had mom engage the magical walking string so we could go check it out.|
|It be horsies and they stopped to say at me NEYYYYY and that meaned "snazzy magical collah you has there." They had some pritty snazzy leg warmers, too.|
|More seeniks on the way up to a break spot.|
|Break ofur, moving on...|
|I see something atop that hill. Mom, engage magical walking string and let's go check it out.|
|WOWSERS! It be a bison! This one woz HUGE and there woz a gabillion of them!|
|A gabillion bison and a gabillion bison poo.|
|It woz a pawsome hike and I LOVE my new hiking collah!|
Friday, November 25, 2011
So, you mite ask, wot duss the ORAK mansion has to do with Thanksgibbing? Well it woz builded as a summer home by this huMAN with lots of green papers wot werked fur the company wot makes KARO syrup.
|Noo York City Skyline|
|I can see the Hudson River ofur yonder.|
|Irene broke the dock. (I did not do it, it woz like that alreddy)|
|I think "prosekooshun" means more than no liver snaps fur dessert.|
|The mountain did kinda look like this it woz furry long and stuffs.|
|Atop Cranberry Mountain looking down on that Breakneck Pond where I woz afore.|
|I found a big rawk.|
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
So wot about Thanksgibbing dinner you mite ask? I do gib thanks fur hasing a home and hiking all the time but I ended up with a mom wot be in the 9% of Americans wot duss not nom turkey on Thanksgibbing. This be the Thanksgibbing dinner:
|Wot mom say be in the treats.|
|Can I try some cookie dough pawlese?|
|Nope, no sweet taters or apples in there. This be way nommy.|
|OMD! I love sweet taters and apples!|
|Do they has to go in there? Can't we just has cookie dough?|
|NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM, NOM....|
Happy Thanksgibbing efurryone!