Friday, May 30, 2014

The V-E-T

Me and my sis Sydney was due fur our visit with the V-E-T (YIKES!) but with me being 13 years old and Sydney 13, mebbe 14, things do be starting to go wonky with us so it was not just a wellness visit but a lumpy bumpy (me) and gimpy owie (Syd) visit.
All excited thinking we is going to the chiropractor - NOT!  Honest mistake - Sydney has been going to my chiropractor with me coz she do be limping around all wonky now.
Hey, the V-E-T stole my sis!  BRING HER BACK!  I was furry upset ofur this unexpected occurence.
I waited and worried and did not let that door where Sydney disappeared out of my sight.
She do finally be back.  Her pictures showed that the Arthur Itis gotted her BIG TIME.  The V-E-T say it do not be pritty inside Sydney.  Sigh.  We is going to try Tramadol fur the pains coz Syndey cannot take Rimadyl or Deramaxx coz it do rip up her innards.  Sydney might get Adequan needles like me but we is seeing if Tramadol helps furstly.
Telling mom all about how they took pictures of the innards of her legs.  The vet tech told mom Sydney do be smooching them to death while they be taking pictures of her innards.  And I was so worried why?
And me, well the V-E-T sticked me with a BIG NEEDLE and stole part of the lumpy bumpy on my chest.  This do be a new lumpy bumpy that mom thought be an icky ticky at furst but it was not and in two weeks it got furry much bigger.  Turns out it do be a Mast cell tumor and I has to get cutted open so the V-E-T can steal it.  That be happening on June 9 so we will not know how bad this do be until after the lab peeps take a look at the lumpy bumpy.
In the meantime I be resting up coz going to the V-E-T do be exhausting.
Looks like getting pictures of your innards and smooching the techs to death be exhausting, too.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Memorial Day Weekend Hike

Hi furrends!  I did the most pawsome Memorial Day weekend hike in Noo York full of rawks and falling waters and seeniks so I just has to show you.
Comes along and let's get started.
This was a furry pretty forest with lots of rawks and the trail went up and up and up and up....
So we hads to take lots of breaks.  Mom was a huffin' and a puffin', BOL!
I can jumps the logs early on but later in the hike when I gets tired mom has to help me with my lifting harness or I falls flat on my snooter :(
Look how steep down it do be to the falling waters way down there.
We finally got close enuff to the waters fur me to wet my furs.  Ahhhhhh.
OK now you has to close your eyeballs coz mom be doing the hiker striptease.  She got really hot with all the climbing and I dunno why she do not get in the waters with  me.  Instead she be taking her long britches off and putting shorts on.  OK, she be done, you can open you eyeballs now.
Time fur anudder break.  (Note the skeery white legs we can now all see for the furst time this year. Skeery.)  Anyways, as you can see, I is clearly asking fur my chickun jerkey while avoiding the glare of the skeery white legs.
Wah lah.
We can takes our break in the middle of the trail coz there be nobuddy else around.
Now let's get going again.
At the top after climbing fur THREE miles I had to put mom on the walking string coz we be coming to the seeniks where there be lots of peeps coz they can drive their cars up.
See, cars and peeps and dogs all ofur the place.
Check out this rawk!
And here we has the seeniks.  Wowser!
Hey!  Peeps be crashing my seeniks!  Let's move on to anudder place.
Me and mom has been here before so we knows seekrit places and there be nobuddy here at this seenik.
We leaved them all behind ofur there, BOL.
The peeps is still there as we be heading back down.
More peeps and more dogs going up.
We stopped at the visitor center fur a last break and fur mom to put some litter in that green recycling bin ofur there.  We picked it up at the seeniks GRRRRRRR.
And sumbuddy did not pick up their dog poo.  GRRRRR  We cleaned it up coz udderwise they stop allowing dogs at these places and it be all the peeps fault.  They should stop allowing litter bugs and peeps what cannot pick up their dog poos.
Ahhh, back into the woods where there be no crowds of peeps and litterbugs.
I be feeling the need fur some fur wetting again.  See, I is getting tired.  It be a lot of hiking fur a 13-year-old Shawnee!  At least it all be downhill now back to the hikemobile.
Sweet!
I do beleef the waters be sizzling as I get my furs wet.
I could see the Catskill Mountains from the trail going back down.
Almost back at the car.  What a pawsome hike we had!

Sam's Point Reserve, NY - South Gully Trail at EveryTrail

Saturday, May 3, 2014

My Book

My new book was just published, fur real.
I is in it, rite there on page 268.
Can you not see me?
This do be my picture in the book.  No fighting in line fur pawtographs, please.