- Shawnee the Shepherd Anti-Theft Device: Slobber and snot on winders so thieves cannot see into the car and if'n they by chance can, loads of shepherd FURS wot send the message: "Nuttin to see here, move it on along. Grrrrrr."
- Hikemobile Anti-Theft Device: You are not my mommy. Or are you? Did you put the right key in or did you put the wrong key in? I am having a senior moment so to play it safe I will play possum and not start.
Anyways, mom googled about it and found this to be a common problem where the car won't start because the anti-theft doomahicky gets confuzzled. Sumbuddy wrote on the innerwebs to put the key in the driver door and lock and unlock 5 times and it resets the anti-theft doomahicky. Mom did that and we has had no more problems with the hikemobile not starting. Go figger. But yes, Sarge, mom was soooooooooo close to buying a brand spanking new Zoo-Ba-Roo but, the insurance be way cheaper on the hikemobile coz she be so old (OK, not rilly, I is the eggzakt same age as the hikemobile and I had better not get traded in fur a new model) so we be keeping her as long as she not be costing us lots of green papers. This fix woz free so she lives to see anudder day.
So on to my hike today afore going to the chiropractor. We did lots of mountain climbing to lots of seeniks but we could not stay at the seeniks furry long coz it be sooooo windy and mom almost got blowned off the mountain a few times! She should try hiking on all fours - the wind can't blow you ofur that way. But we did has wind gusts up to 40 mph today. There woz even white caps on this LAKE!
|This be a lake, not a river, and lakes should not has white caps.|
|Climbing up, up and away..... No, mom, no flying in the wind. Keep your feets on the ground.|
|Pritty spring flowahs in the mountains.|
|Can you see wot be ahind me on the horizon?|
|It do be the Noo York City skyline.|
|This woz a steep climb up wot I would not do. I found me an alternate route and beat mom to the top.|
|We woz looking fur a place called "The Livingroom" coz it has rawk furniture but this can't be it coz there only be one chair. We keep looking.|
|Found it! See, there be sectional seating around a fire pit. But lots of brokened glass all ofur so we had to hurry up and move on coz I did not want to cut up my paws.|
|Now we had to go steep downhill. Can you see me way down there in the middle?|
|Hark! Who goes there?|
|PUTT! PUTT! PUTT|
PuttHey, I is no danger! I dussn't chase or nom wildlifes. I only nom wot comes from the store like these new flavors mom found at Mike's Feed Farm after I got my bone aline-ments:
The putt is a single note, generally associated as an alarm. It could be several sharp or rapid notes and usually means they have seen or heard something, and are alerting others of the danger.