Haunted Dog of Hanging Hills? Would we has to jump off the cliffs to get away?
I is embarrassed to repawt that it turned out to be a hiker wot Haley and I almost skeered the sawks off of. Well, it could has been a demon wot had taken the shape of a hiker or a zombie hiker wot come back from the dead. The cliff we woz on do be where many peeples has falled off and been made deaded. Honest mistake, I tell you. I has nefur charged at anyone barking my fool head off afore and the moms told the hiker how furry sorry they woz fur our rude behaviors. Haley and I hung our heads in shame. The hiker woz a good sport about it and did not hold a grudge. Hmmmm, mebbe he woz a demon in dis-guys after all? I mean real peeples would has been furry mad about it.
It did, howefur, skeer the poo out of me.
|Proof of Poo|
|Anudder skeery cold spot with snow but I is fresh out of poo.|
|Then an abandoned pawty spot with lots of litter. Litter, or did they has to run fur their lives nefur to return to get their pawty stuffs?|
|Or woz the pawtiers deaded by a chainsaw massaker? YIKES! Mom, hold that bag of poo high!|
|I found some blood and guts from the chainsaw massakers. Gross.|
|Shhhh. There be a haunted hayride ahind those trees. The poo bag has warded them off in the udder direkshun.|
|Then, Oh. My. Dog. I founded the hideout of The Black Dog of Hanging Hills. RUN EFURRYONE! WAVE THE POO BAG!|
|Our car! Hurry, efurryone in the car!|
|Whew. Safely in the car. Now step on it mom, we is dropping Haley and her mom at their car and we is going HOME!|
|And we drived off into the sunset.|
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