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Then we has my sis Sydney wot be an omnivore - she goes bof ways. The udder nite mom told Sydney to come inside. Sydney furst ducked down and picked up somefing in her mouf. Mom had to bring her inside to see better in the light afore applying confiskashun tactics. (Sydney can has a case of the lockjaw when she brings contraband inside.) Sydney commed inside and this do be wot woz in her mouf:
|"Is there a prawblem?"|
|"It do be all mine. No tutching my pear."|
So mom letted Sydney has her pear coz she knows how much she lubs froots and seeing it woz not a rodent, no harm done. A few minits later Sydney commed into the udder room to watch televishun wif us. Mom thought Sydney had sekond thoughts about the pear and went to get it afore it was forgotten about and gotted rotten in the howse. This do be wot mom founded.
Then Sydney did has to pose wif wot woz lefted of her pear. She do be a silly gurl.
|"I eated it all and it woz NOMMY!"|
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