It do be wif grate sadness that I must repawt that we has pulled the plug and takened the Shawnee Cam off of life suppawt (disconnected from the pooter) and it do be pronounced DOD (dead on dog).
I mean, it would has lived furever prolly on life suppawt, but when the plug is pulled, the Shawnee Cam do be ded. That woz not rite.
Mom googled fur the instrukshun manual last nite to see if'n there be any udder life saving meshures we could take. We has a hard copy here. Somewhere. But we had googled it afore and founded it. It do be here:
Mom founded it on the innerwebs again, readed efurry werd and tried restoring to factory defaults. That werkded for just a few minits then the Shawnee cam started flashing red/green/red/green again and that do mean it be in terribull pains. So mom founded a pee-mail address fur the Uncle Milton peeples wot maded the Shawnee Cam and sented them this pee-mail:
Now we knows it be too soon to eggspect an ansser from Uncle Milton, however, we duss find it furry odd wot happened this morning. Mom tried to pull up the manual again and this do be wot happened:
OMD! We is thinking Uncle Milton gotted mom's pee-mail and rilly quick like taked the manual off the innerwebs. Wot duss you think? Coincidence? Or not?