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1) When Dixie pukes, she always horks up ahind the door where the hinges is. This is how mom knows Dixie dun it. (The illustrashun below do be fotochopped for demonstrashunal purposes only coz there be no real Dixie puke rite now.)
2) When mom is eating chips, Sydney does not sit there gibbing her the mooch face. Sydney stares at the floor coz if'n mom drops a crumb, Sydney thinks it be more effishunt to be looking where it be landing and nom it up rite away.
3) Sydney loves being outside but rools is Sydney MUST come inside when mom is not home and at night. So in the night times when Sydney duss not want to come inside, mom shines a flashlite out in the yard and says to Sydney "Follow the light... Follow the light..." and she duss it. (This do be a fotochopped reenaktment coz our camera duss not take good pikshurs in the dark night.)
4) When we has to go outside, we all runs out at the same time. But we come inside one at a time thusly: (It do be a fine art wot we has perfekted - it do be all in the timing.) One of us duss the smoosh paw on the door winder, mom gets up, lets that one inside, sits back down and does hers werks. Two minits later anudder one of us duss the skratch paw on the door winder, mom gets up, opens door, closes door, sits down, finds where she lefted off on wot she woz werking on. Anudder two minits later the thurd one WOOFs at the door, mom say noggty werds, gets up, opens door, closes door, sits down, tries to figger out wot she woz werking on. Then we all want out again and it starts all over again, BOL! It do be funs and the bonus is it be keeping mom in shape.
5) Dixie duss think she be boss of mom's bed. Effury nite for the past 10 years wot Dixie has lived here mom has to tell her to move when mom wants to get in hers bed for sleeps. Dixie duss move but she still be holding out fur the day when mom gibs in and sleeps at the foot of the bed, like there be a fat chance that will effur happen!
6) Shhhhh. You can no tell my mom this but the boy sneaks us cookies all the time when mom not be looking.