My fwend Anna the German Shepherd Dog had gotted this Oops-I-Ate-It passer-on thingie wot she was wanting to pass on. When you gets it you has to tell a storee bout somefing you nommed wot you was not sposed to. I volunteered to axept it cos I needs to fess up on this xact subjekt.
Not long ago we was on the D&R Canal Towpath and every so often I would see a way to get into the canal for a swim. I would head down to the waters while mom waited for me.
This one time as I was coming out of the waters I stopped to sniff some cold cuts somebody had lefted wif a bottle of water. Must has been some fisherman's lunch wot he forgotted. Mom said "LEAVE IT!" Yes ma'am! So off we wented. I has a rilly good memorie and I knowed that on our way back I was gonna member xactly where the smelly stuffs woz even tho mom would has totally forgotted bout it. I had this so carefully planned out in my brane. Wif perfekt exekushun I nonshalontly turned rite pwetending to go into the waters for a swim but instead I stopped and started nomming rilly fast. Mom gotted suspishus rite away when she no heared the waters splashing (note to self: splash waters while nomming next time) and she caughted me snarfing down the rotten cold cuts. You would not believes how rilly lowd my mom can skreem! Here is a pic of wot was left wot I did not gets to eat coz mom caughted me afore I finished:
Mom was kreeped out coz she said it smelled like somefing had died. That is xactly why it tasted so nommy. I was very sad to has to leave that last piece for the flies. You see, mom is a veggietabulatarian so we has no cold cuts at our house. I will never has any again *sniffle*. (Pee Ess: I never horked it back up or gotted diareeas fwom it. In my opinion it was purfektly good foods wot should not has gone to waste.)
OK, so anyone else has a storee to share? Grab the passer-on thingie rite here below and let's hear wot you has nommed wot you was not sposed to.