A Rainy Day Hike

We stayed close to home today coz it woz supposed to rain (it spritzed some but did not get my furs too wet) and the boy do be in the Bahamas with hims werks so we had to get back home speedy quick to let old geezer sis Dixie out afore she had an axident cox she duss not hold it so good any mores.  (We woz suxessful - yay!) So we went back to a park we woz at almost eggzaktly 1 month ago - Allamuchy Mountain State Park - and hiked 10 miles on some different trails eggsept fur this one part where the bridge is below. Check this out - it be like a whole new park this time and this be the eggzakt same bridge!

Last month there woz no bugs but this month, OMD, woz the bugs horribulls - in my eyeballs, up my snooter, in my ears.... grrrrr.

So I has to show you something mom seened on the Eastern Mountain Sports bloggie this week:

So if'n you be worried when we sees bears and sneks and stuffs, you should not be. To prove the point, I do present a rusty old wood chipper wot I founded on the hiking trail. Hmmmm, wonner wot happened to two-legger wot woz chipping wood out here .....

.... Bear? Snek? Or contact with powahed wood chipper?

I feel safer now.  So here we passed by the opening of an old mine and that do prolly be why the trail we is on do be called the Iron Mine Trail.  It could has been rekwisishunned by a bear now but so we dussn't skew the nummers above, we shall just move it rite along.

Then we commed to the only seenik on this hike - that woz OK coz we did not want to waste lots of good seeniks on a bad wevver day.

Oh, look at the hawk high up in the air by my snooter:

 

So since that be all the seeniks, I figgered I would do some interpretive nature fur you.

I was here.  - THE BEAR

SQUIRREL CONDOMINIUM

IN FLIGHT EQUIPMENT MALFUNCTION

Compliments of THE LITTER BUG MARLBORO MAN

This just be a rilly big rawk wot we seened:

The last trail we woz on woz called the Waving Willie Trail.  You mite wonner why it be named that.  Well you see, afore my time, there woz a man wot they called Waving Willie wot used to sit in a chair by the road we commed out on and he would wave at all the cars and peeples would wave back.  He did this fur 40 years.  His story duss be here on "Weird NJ" website.  The Waving Willie Trail comes out ahind his house where he used to live and that be it ahind me:

I think it be that white house on the left coz that udder thing there do look like a shed or something.  Here be Waving Willy sitting in front of hims house waving.  Well, when he woz alive.